for mild language, silly violence, silly drug/sex references and general immaturity. W-10: Tarzan warning- this is a chatfic which i started writing an hour before my classes started and as a result i started doing random things to entertain myself. Our scene opens with the author, as usual, chasing around Grey. Only this time they have a stun gun and a pair of handcuffs. Kyo: Kinky! GET BACK IN THE DRESSING ROOM. The author makes a leap for Grey and zaps him real good, making the demon go rigid and flop over like race banon in that episode of harvey birdman attorny at law. only he doesnt get up and start dancing to disco. Darkfool: Oi will then! Darkfool suddenly begins dancing to dis- GET BACK IN THERE. The author shoves the remainder of the cast into the dressing room and goes back to where Grey is lying limp and begins to drag him off by his ankles. Soshika and Misuka stand just inside the dressing room door, watching this all happen. Soshika: Is this because of the... Misuka: Loincloth. Oh yeah. Can't wait to see that. Soshika: Thought so. n_n; Ahem. Warriors Ten: Tarzan Castle: FWOOSH! Before the author has a chance to dictate whats going to happen to it, the castle comes swinging in on a vine and goes flying past! GAK! Castle: AAAAAAAAAYAHAHAAAYAYAYAAAAAA! ...But it didn't watch where it was going, and smacks straight into a brick wall, shattering it into a million peices. Who put that there? Ashido: We did. Darkfool: Because you told us to... Shhhh....roll credits. ....where are the credits? Soshika: Well, see, we're all so rushed...we really didn't get a chance to do them...other than Grey being cast as Tarzan. Misuka: Ehehe...which we chose ourselves. Solla: You're a disgrace, Ranec. Misuka: COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT GECKO BITCH! Misuka and Solla fall to trying to rip eachothers jugulars out. Okay, okay, fuck it, we'll run this without the credits. Soshika: Then how will we know who's who? We'll just adlib as we go. It'll be a snap, don't worry bout it. Roll film! Jester: Roger! Our scene opens in a scientific laboratory, where there's a little black and silver haired young boy being kept in a tank in the middle of the floor. A scientist with HAIR OF DEATH is poking at the glass. It starts to crack. Scientist: He's awakening! All: No! It's too soon! The boy's eyes snap open and flash gold for a moment before the glass on the tank completely shatters. Shards fly in all directions and the scientists need to cover their faces to prevent being impaled. Yummy. I like this better than disneys version already. Grey: That's because you're ripping the opening from Mewtwo Strikes Back You know what, youre supposed to be like two years old, so why dont you just go with it and stay shutted up? Grey: That isn't even a word. Grrr. Scientists spray Grey with flame retardent! Scientists: GET IT! Grey: ... Scientsists: ARRRRRRG The scientists are blown backwards by a spray of red light clearly beyond Grey's control. He takes a dramatic step back from the carnage, bare heels sinking onto the glass shards without notice. Blood begins to pool dramaticly as he looks ceilingward and says... Grey: You're overly dramatic. ...NO. Grey: This is the most retarted thing I've ever done. ...NO! Grey: ...I won't say it you know. You'll say it, or I'll recast you as Jane. Then you get to fly around in a dress the whole time and speak with a british accent. Grey: I somehow feel my situation won't be better if I do agree to this. ...Or would you rather be Clayton? Grey: ...You hate him, not me. JUST SHUT UP AND SAY YOUR LINE. Grey: ...Those voices. They are outside. Where I must be. And with that, he flies up and through the skylight, leaving a dramatic arch of blood behind him as he disappears into faraway lands... Grey: Or, I could walk out. Or you could walk out, yes. And catch a bus. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING. Grey: See you in the jungle. ....Sigh...The author packs up their books and goes to class for a few hours while Grey opts to take a BUS INSTEAD OF FLY w hich will significantly lag this entire fic. Just to torture him, the entire time he's on the bus, Jester and Rabin are there with him. Grey: ... Jester: WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND Rabin: ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND Grey: I hate you. the author returns with force. FULL FRUIT FORCE. i love juice. Grey: Weirdo. Uhm what was I doing again? Oh right...tarzan. Err..cut to ten years later. In a deep dark steamy jungle, danger lurks. And only one can quell that danger. And he is.. Grey: Not wearing some stupid assflap. ...Fully clothed and standing around in the trees looking very irate. Stupid stoic. Well, good for you. Deep in the background, Ride of the Valkyries begins to play. Grey, being cooperative for once in his life, grabs a passing vine and begins to swing dramaticly. All the animal brethren below regard him as the king of beasts! Grey: This is so stupid. Enjoy your vine ride, I'll be torturing you soon. Grey: Weee. Yes. And his two best animal friends are racing below to see where he's going. It's all dramatic and stuff. Fwip! nipples! Grey: I'm wearing a shirt. ruin my fun time dont you. Anyway, his friends are uhm...Ashido the gorilla and soshi the elephant. Soshika: VOTE DEMOCRATS! Ashido: I suddenly have an urge to find Fay Ray... Soshika: How about Fay Grey? Ashido: Works for me! Oh no! The animals are rebelling! It's chaos in here! CHAOS! Blarrrrg Grey is knocked off his vine by a gorilla and an elephant! He's pinned to the ground! How will the mighty king of beasts fight his way out of this one? Grey: Seeing as they're just Ashido and Soshika in animal suits, fairly easily I should think. But look at them, theyre ten years old and in animal suits. its so cute! Grey: This is stupid. Soshika: Here here here you'll look so cute! Soshi slaps an elephant suit on grey. He rips it off and shreds it and throws it at her. Wow, he's not in a good mood at all. Grey: I said this was stupid. Ashido: You're right. He looks so much better in a gorilla suit. Grey: Don't touch me. The demon stalks off sulking. aww. he's upset because he's nothing like the rest of them. Grey: That has nothing to do with it. Shut up! Mother knows best...and that means... Solla: I refuse to mother the demon. Grey: ... MOTHER HIM GOD DAMNIT. Grey: I don't want her to. Did I say you had a choice in this matter? No, I don't think i did. And you don't argue with angry monkeys. So stop arguing! Grey lets Solla mother him. Solla: In the name of Micha, I refuse. ..You do not refuse, or you BECOME refuse. Solla: ... There there, Demon, you're not a freak. You're just stupid. Grey: ... Okay, good enough. Anyway, Grey makes up his mind to become be best gorilla ever and goes off on some crazy quest to be one and theres this scene where he gets nipples magicly and my chest kinda hurts- Grey: I am not a gorilla. I didn't ask your opinion. Now I'm bored with you so go someplace else. Grey: Someplace else...? The demon raises an eyebrow. Then the author remembers that they forgot to make everyone grow up and does because that was supposed to happen. ...aww, grey isnt as cute raising his eyebrow as a non-ten year old. Now I said go someplace else so SHOO! Grey: ...This is so stupid. Soshika: We're coming with you! Ashido: GOOORIIIIIILAAAAAAA ever have one of those moments where your head starts hurting because your characters wont behave? Yep, got one of those right now. I need me some sugar. Break time! Soshika: Tea and crumpets, old chap? Ashido: Quite. I do believe we're about to meet Misuka old bean. Soshika: By jove. Misuka: DIE! Misuka bursts on scene disrupting tea time and begins firing her gun, nearly killing everyone. Panic ensues as the elephant and gorilla run for their lives...Apparently leaving Grey standing around. Grey, go hide! Grey: Why bother. Because I said so. The author picks up Grey and throws him into a trash can. Keep the jungle clean, kids! Super mario starts to play and the metroid queen dies far in the distance because Ashido is somewhere nearby. The author eats a peppermint patty because that made no sense. Oi... Darkfool: MOI CUE! Out from the foliage come Darkfool, prancing in what can only be described as a full length mid century ball gown...that was so not my casting choice. Darkfool: Well, nobody else wanted to be Jane, so Oi took it upon moiself... The Nikitak bats his eyes femininely and pats lightly at where his hair would be, if he had hair instead of a massive amount of snowy white fur. Uhm... Hoplita: Oh my oh my...Are you sure it's prefectly safe out here Misuka? Misuka: Perfectly, my floppy little wuss. After all, I am superior. IN EVERY WAY! Misuka starts firing off volleys of shots in random directions again. Uhm... Darkfool: Oh daddy! Oi want to see a gorilla! Hoplita: Oh...Oh my... Darkfool leaps into Hoplita's arms and swoons. And once again, my response is uhm... Misuka: FUCK gorillas! I wanna see some hot steamy jungle ass! Darkfool: Oi'm sorry Misuka, but Oi don't support beastiality. Misuka: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU CROSS DRESSING LITTLE BRAINDEAD FURBALL COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT BUG ARMS ILL TEAR YOUR FUR OUT IN LITTLE CLUMPS- Hoplita: Oh, dear... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING? The three freeze and grin sheepishly. Misuka fires another shot into the jungle for good measure. Somewhere, an iguana drops off a branch dead. Little iguana police run up and carry him away. Hoplita: We're cast as the overseas explorers...It..called for it in the disney script.. Since when do we follow that script? Hoplita: Since the nipple bit, I think..oh dear.. Misuka: That's such an inside joke, dude. Nobody who missed the movie will even get it. ...can you keep that under your hat? Misuka: Just don't get in my way. Done. Carry on then. Misuka: WOO! Come to mama, jungle man! Darkfool: You know, sometimes she's so heterosexual it scares me. Hoplita: Me too... Hoplita carries his..eh...daughter...into the jungle after Misuka. Hoplita will you please put him down? Hoplita: Oh...I'm sorry! Darkfool is dropped like a newborn giraffe. hehehehe. ALTERED BEAST! RIIIISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! The igunana rises from its grave and goes off to punch things. Misuka: Damnit, I know there's some hot dude around here in a loincloth. There always are! Darkfool: Oiiii and Oi'll be swept off moi feet boi his loving embrace! Hoplita: Look out! A herd of zombie altered beast iguanas decend! Noooo! Everyone does a wild take and runs. Misuka runs straight up a tree, and the igunanas ignore her. Darkfool's a major fashion no-no, and that's where they're headed. Igunana police double as fashion police. Darkfool: EEEEE! The Nikitak screams effeminately and picks up his skirts and starts running as only a girly screaming Nikitak can. He manages to run right off a cliff, while the iguana police take the long way around to meet him at the bottom. Darkfool begins to fall, and is screaming. Darkfool: Oi'M GOING TO BLOODY DIE! Soshika: Ska poppin! Ashido: Play the game! Ashido and Soshika are suspended by balloons and floating somewhere along the cliff face, because they're both major dorks and listening to a balloon fight remix. Only instead of hitting one of those annoying spinny boppy things, they hit Darkfool. Soshika: Augh! MY BALLOON! Darkfool: Sorry! Ashido: I win! Darkfool has become entangled in Soshi's balloon and the iguanas got bored and went off to play chess or something. highly advanced creatures, iguanas. At that exact moment, one of the hoops in Darkfool's skirt punctures one of the balloons. it pops with a mighty WOOOOOSH and Darkfool and Soshi are sent careening to the ground below! Soshika: WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE! Darkfool: Oi have a strange feeling of deja vu... Hehe I like falling sequences. Plummeting groundward at horrifying speeds, nothing seems like it can save them. But wait! Wandering below is none other than everyones favourite angry stoic. He looks up just in time to catch Darkfool and save his life dramaticly! Grey: ... Darkfool: BANZAI! Soshika: ACK! Grey: MEPH!! ...Or he could just become the angsty stoic that cousions their fall. Grey is hammered straight into the ground by the hexalimbed transvestite, while Soshi hits Koji's massive amount of poof and bounces off. She then lands in the river and is swept downstream. Darkfool: You saved moi life! Grey: ..... Grrrrrrrph Darkfool: Thankyou! Darkfool clutches his hands together and bats his eyes, despite the fact that he's still sitting on top of Grey. Augh, my ear and jaw hurt for no reason! PAIN PAIN PAIN- Grey: ...Shi...ne... Grey's hands, which peek out from under Darkfool's white poofy self, are begining to glow that colour red again. Crap. Uhm...Darkfool, youd better move. The Nikitak takes a hint for once and gets off the inhuman. eeee. Grey climbs to his feet, looking very very angry. Maybe I'm pushing it... Grey: I did not save you. PA PA PARAPRARARAPRAPRPAPRAARARA PA PA PARARAPA PAAAAAA Woubafette: SOUUUUUUUNANSU! Grey: Will you shut up? Grey points his hand at the woubafette and blows it to tiny little pieces while his expression is a total flat. Darkfool gets big uke eyes and hopes Grey isn't going to kill him. The author begins dancing like team rocket and not paying attention to her fic at all. SOUUUUUUUUU! Grey: What are you on tonight? A doctor pepper, alfredo, the last few episodes of eva and half a liter of lemonade! WHY DO YOU ASK? Darkfool: Because he's pretty fly for a white guy! Grey: ...I'm out of here. Grey gets up and walks away, angry, because that's what he does. Darkfool breaks into song and dance with the author, which means the sky starts doing stuff like a DDR background and showing pictures of a giant long weiner dog with kids sitting on it taht reads "THE FLYING DOG" moving back and forth. NO REALLY! It's in fourth mix! Misuka: What the HELL is happening out here? Pirates. Misuka: ...AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE SKY? Misuka bursts into the clearing at the foot of the cliff and shoots at the flying dog, which deflates and gives her a E for failing the song. Come back to this stage after more practice. Hoplita: I think the author's just slightly tired, Misuka... Misuka: Fucking cat... Darkfool: Oh daddy! Darkfool throws himself onto the ground and begins to dramaticly tell the tale of what has happened to him. He does this with a lot of putting his hand over his face in that sort of souther belle way, only he's supposed to be a british belle. Hoplita stares at him in complete and utter confusion the entire time. Darkfool: There was an army of iguanas! Misuka: Yeah, did you forget? We were THERE. Hoplita: Shh...he's truamatized.. Darkfool: And daddyyyyyy they TOOK MOI BOOT! He points at his foot. Hoplita: But you never had any- Darkfool: And Oi was saved! Boi a flying man in a loincloth! Grey: ..I was not flying, nor am I in a loincloth. All: AUK! Everyone has a heart attack because Grey snuck up behind them like the terrifying demon he is, and didn't announce it. Uhm...this advances the schedual a bit... Misuka: Goddamn, I said goddamn. Hot jungle ass. Grey: I'm leaving now. Hoplita: Oh...have a safe journey! Darkfool: NOOOOO! Before Darkfool or Misuka can do anything to stop the retreating stoic, Ashido's balloon spontaniously pops. Despite the fact that she has wings, she comes down like they were made out of cement or something. And thanks to the perfect planning of people who play balloon fight, she hits both Darkfool and Misuka straight on. Ashido: You know, that's a complete lie, you haven't even seen balloon fight... ...i honestly can't argue with that, so I'll start screaming in pain from my ear again. AUUUUUUGH IT HURTS. Darkfool: Oiiii... Misuka: God...damn...you... Grey: ...Morons. Grey walks off as Ashido cheerfully waves goodbye to him. Eyup, the plot's deviating again. The sky starts flashing a red bordered sign that says "Emergency." Everyone looks up. Misuka: The fuck? Hoplita: Oh dear...I wish I understood this... Darkfool: Oi don't get it. Ashido: IT'S TRIP MACHINE CLIMAX! No, it's ...AN ANGEL! YES! Or something close to that. Actually, it's just a giant Rabin wandering through the jungle with dramatic music playing behind him. He's even dancing. I'd delete that whole paragraph but it's too late. Rabin: I'm gettin funky. Misuka: ...whatever. Hoplita: So..uhm...gorilla girl...Where did you come from? Ashido: The Staaaaaaars. Ashido gets all up in Hoplita's face and inhales dramaticly, bugging out her eyes and waving her paws on either side of his head. Hoplita, being a scaredy little wus, runs and hides behind Darkfool. Misuka slaps her forehead. Misuka: Look, I don't care where you came from. Where did George of the Jungle run off to? Ashido: ... Ashido stares blankly at Misuka for a minute. Misuka begins to get confused, because they're wasting a great deal of time on this nonsense. Behind them, pulling herself out of the water, comes Soshi. She begins to speak on the previous topic with a very obvious fake accent. It's kind of like a lisp, but not. Soshika: Na na na, der NOT inna junga. Ashido: Bu bu bu what what what What...if they WERE in in inna jungle? Soshika: Lithen to yourthelf, you thound like a nut. Misuka: ... Ashido: Bu bu bu bu but... Misuka: WILL YOU BOTH KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW! Misuka becomes very angry and starts hopping up and down. Meanwhile, Darkfool and Hoplita have been formulating a little plan on the side. While Misuka busys herself flailing and trying to make Ash and Soshi stop talking like a bunch of poster girls for mental mishaps, they solidfy these plans. Darkfool: So...if we can sweep through the entire jungle, we're bound to foind him, roight? Hoplita: That...would be the most logical approuch, yes. Darkfool: Oi, Misuka! Misuka: RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR- what? Misuka is called in, and Soshi and Ash follow her and hover over her shoulder like some sort of disease she can't get rid of. You're stuck with them now, Misuka. Real stuck. The author realizes they've been writing with their head turned entirely to the side. Maybe that's why my ear hurts. Misuka: Author? Yes? da danana woof! da nanana meow! dananana uh-uhhhhh! The author listens to mario paint remixes. Misuka: Shut up. ...sniffle. Misuka: Brilliant plan, fluffballs. I'm surprised I didn't think of it myself. But who're we gonna get to raze the island? Pirates. Misuka: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP OUT OF THIS! Soshika: Actually, they have a point... Ashido: Arr har har pirates be good eatin, yar. Hoplita: They are experts at pilliaging...after all... Darkfool: And Oi've still got moi poiratical connections from moi days as Captain Hook! Please, let's not relive that, okay? I mean I honestly had a real cool fight scene planned out and everything, and you just flat out went and ruined it. Darkfool: And you say Oi ruin your fun... Darkfool catches a flying parrot that's going by, and afixes a little note to pirates on its leg. Everyone knows parrots gravitate towards pirates, so he let's it go. Five seconds later, it's sucked into the jet of an airplane and explodes into a cloud of feathers. pffffwahahaha. CARBON COPIES THE OLD STYLE! Darkfool: That oight to do it! Ashido: Be together! Be together! Can you hear it? Soshika: Shaaaake shaaaaaake myyyyyy souuuuul! Ashido: Shake my soul! Shake my soul! Shake my soul! Misuka: Be together! Be together! Ashido: I didn't know you played DDR. She plays the god aweful americian version. boo hiss. Anyway, as if I had any control over what I was doing at all, a pirate ship pulls up. Misuka: Over the cliff? Yes, over the cliff. SHUT UP. Out jump Rabin, Solla, Kyo, Jet and Jester all dressed in various degrees of piratey atire. Solla looks very, very displeased about this, but the remainder of the seafarin' crew of swashbucklers is pretty happy. Arrr. All: ARRRR!! Kyo: We're here for all your pirate'in needs, lil' friends! Jet: I'm an ASS PIRATE! ARR! I sail the seven seas in search of booty! Ashido: Set everything on fire. Jester: ...Fire? Ashido: Yeah. Set it on fire real good. Soshika: BURN! BURN IT ALL! We're going to smoke out Escaflowne! My god, I'm a dork. Misuka: We've gotta spook that sexy jungle ass outta his hiding spot. Solla: ...You disgust me. Misuka: Shut it, bitch, or I'll walk the plank right up your ass. You know I could say something about those two...but I won't. In any case, Jet, hearing the orders to 'smoke out' Grey from the forest, disappears into the cargo hold of their pirate ship. Jester tries to explain their methods in vain. Jester: See, rather than loot and pilliage, we've taken to a more...peaceful method of making the locals give up. Kyo: They're so much more compliant this way, and it's a lot better than actually hurting folks. Ashido: I don't get it. Ashido is naive, folks. Ashido: No really! I don't get it! Before I can really explain something to Ash, Jet appears with a few trashbags of some supiciously shaped green leaves behind him and pulls them to the forests edge. With a well rehersed whistle, Rabin, Jester and Kyo each grab one of the bags and start shaking them out in a giant line. Jet: Okay, you're on Rabin! Kyo: Light em' up! Rabin: I LOVE THIS JOB! Rabin breaths fire on the weed, which fills the air with that very distinct oder. They then step back as clouds begin to billow up and fill everything in site. Apparently it was like...high pressure anime weed or something. Ashido: Is it insence? I don't understand! ... Ashido: What? What? Are they burning something I should know about? Soshika: Yes, WEED! Darkfool: Oi, great job goiys! Everyone stands back with their hands on their hips, watching the enourmous weedy cloud billow upwards. They're all quite proud of themselves until Misuka brings it to their attention that... Misuka: How do we keep it from blowing over us too? Jet: Wait...what? Misuka: To keep from getting...YOU IDIOTS!! Kyo: Why would we do that? Misuka starts to strangle Jet, but soon stops, because weed is...weedlike and does stuff. I dunno, cause ive never been high and i dont know what its like or anything. So I'm going to completely skip writing a scene in which everyone is high, and skip ahead to where they've gotten Grey to come out into the open and are going to capture him. Soshika: Hey...where is he? ...GREY GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! Grey: No. Grey is hiding somewhere. The author isn't quite sure where. Since the others are getting antsy, i begin to look around. In soda bottles, under the keyboard, in the drawer, under the pillo- AHHA! Grey: ... The author picks up Grey and flings him back into the story. He lands with a thud that he doesn't feel on the beach of the now smoked out jungle island. Misuka: PREPARE TO COME TO ENGLAND, DEMON BOY! Darkfool: Oi! We're going to love you forever! Soshika: Glomp the demon! Glomp the demon! Ashido: HAR HAR HAR! Cross dress him! Misuka: FORGET glomping and crossdressing! Let's get him in that loincloth! The slavering mob begins to advance, all except Jet, Kyo, Jester and Rabin who are having a little sort of a lua off to the side. Solla is up in a tree looking very very angry. She's like one of those people who can take escatsy and get ANGRIER. Grey: Alright, I've fucking had it. The demon looks skyward, not at the advancing group. Ohohoho no! His body illuminates with the red light and a giant blast shoots skyward, impaling the sun. The sun cracks. What hte...MY MONITER IS CRACKING! Grey: ...Die. EEEEEEE The author falls into the fic still clutching the keyboard. YOULL NEVER WRESTLE MY POWER AWAY FROM ME! NO!! Grey grabs the author by the collar them drags her away from the others, his entire body glowing. AUUUUUUGH HES GOING TO KILL ME!!! Uhm...Solla is suddenly picked up by some unnatural force and hurled at the Demon's backside! Solla: ARG!! Grey: Rr... AHAH!! HES HIT BUT HES STILL COMING AFTER ME! EEE! HELP!! Soshika: Hey, leave the author alone! Misuka: Stop him! If he kills them, we'll all cease to exist! It'll be like some horriable version of back to the future! Ashido: I HATE TIME TRAVEL! While everyone else jumps on Grey and pins him to the ground, Ashido simply stands there quivering. The very fabric of reality is begining to melt, the hole in the sun gradually breaking away and filling the sky with the real world! The whitewashed walls of a college dormitory, covered in old printed out pictures of bishounen..postered with the tick, floor litered with laundry...mp3s of game remixes playing...THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! Grey: Don't TOUCH me. Soshika: HOLD HIM DOWN! Misuka: I'M FUCKING TRYING!! Darkfool: Oi loik this part. Grey wrestles his way to his feet and roars, the red light filling the sky as he throws all the others in each and every direction! Fueled by pure rage at what ive done..>HES COMING FOR ME AGAIN! HELP!!! Ashido: TIME TRAVEL REALLY FRIKKING ANNOYS ME! What the...Ashido's body is developing a bright blue glow...She rises slowly off the ground, encircled in this blue light. Could it be? YES! This is it! THE POWER I SENSED!! LIKE BEFORE! BUT WHAT CAN IT MEAN? Ashido: Don't you DARE FRIKKIN COMPLICATE THE PLOT! Grey: ...Damn. Grey turns away from me and focuses on Ashido, the two glowing forces circling and testing one anothers strenghts. Wherever they touch, the world itself negates, becomes nothing but blank white space. Ashido's pure hate of the time and reality paradox is fueling her...But if these two forces meet, they could destroy all reality! Soshika: GO ASHIDO GO! Misuka: YOU IDIOT! Darkfool: Oi, this coconut bbq is great! Kyo: Thanks. ...YOU COULD TAKE THIS A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY!! Rabin: The universe is just doomed. Doomed...Doomed..Dooooooooomed... Little locusty sounds fill the air...BEFORE GREY AND ASH SMASH INTO IT AND NEGATE IT COMPLETELY!! THe author scrambles backwards, trying to climb up a tree and back through the hole in the sky, but can't climb and type at the same time. EEEEeeeeee... Grey: I am sick and tired of the torment I endure. Ashido: I still want cookies. HA! Despite my warnings, the two opposing energies SOAR at one another, the lights clashing and filling the world with a bright white shinign light...AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH Everything vanishes! Everyone's blinded! There is nothing!! THERE IS NO- Soshika: Eeee... Darkfool: That was a fun ride. Cough cough...What the? The author is apparently back in their room, sometime before 6 AM actually. On paper, the cast of the tarzan fic are picking themselves up off the completely reconstructed island and brushing themselves off. Reality and fiction seem no worse for the wear...how very odd. Rabin: Whoa. Now that was a trip. Jet: Aw man, I hate comin back down. Kyo: Hehe...kids are funny. Hmm...So Darkfool and Soshi are over there, Jester's pulling Solla out of the sand over there...Hoplita's trying to comfort Rabin and Jet and Kyo's wandering aimlessly over there...Misuka appears to be reloading her gun and aiming at Solla's head. Everything looks pretty normal, except... Soshika: Hey...where're Grey and Ashido? ...Good question... Darkfool: Oi...Darkeyes! The others begin to set out in search of Grey and Ash...when the author hears something from outside the field of vision. Turning around, afraid of what they may see...they behold... the end 2001