for silly violence, sexual humor, mild language and general immaturity.Karpma
A black screen appears. On that screen white writing fades into view in a really hard to read font and in a microscopic size.
Words: Yes, we're fully aware this is really annoying and that it's also a total parody of View Askew's production of "Dogma." But guess what. We don't care. So don't sue us. And if you get angry at character changes, just look at some of the stories by Misuka.
There's a lot of shouting beyond the blackness at what sounds like an angry Ranec. The words fade, to be replaced with other words.
Other Words: We humbly apologize to Misuka for that comment and would like to retract it. Her stories are not egotistical rants of nonsense, and we didn't mean to insult them.
Misuka: HEY!!!
Misuka flies out and shoots the words. mehehhehe. Even more words appear.
Even More Words: So please, enjoy the show. Because sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can smoosh Ranecs.
With that, the words topple over onto the irate Ranec, only to be followed by the falling backdrop. Misuka is gone except for her cursing.
Misuka: DAMNIT THIS IS NOT FUNNY! RARR!!!
sure it is. kekekekke. Now..ON WITH THE SHOW!
Karpma
Warriors Ten Version of "Dogma"
Misuka- Loki
Solla- Bartlebe
Midreak- the Voice
Soshika- Bethany
Grey- Silent Bob
Jet- Jay
Kyotoshi- Rufus
Darkfool- the Muse
Aslilin- Azrel
Steele, Dark Brother and Mantryl- the 3 kids
and many others i'm too lazy to write.
Our scene opens up on a nice serene beach where Hoplita is looking out at the ocean cutely, humming to himself. How adorable.
Hoplita: ^-^ Oh I feel so serene and peaceful...
Out of nowhere, the sound of uh...uhm...well a sound! a sound begins to grow. Behind Hoplita, who is oblivious despite his big ears appear...
Steele: ... -_-++++++
Mantaryl: ...^;;^
Dark Brother: ....-_-;
yeah, those three silent evil dudes! Dressed up in hockey outfits. They charge at Hoplita and knock him down with their hockey sticks.
Hoplita: No! please! Violence is wrong! ;_;
Steele: >)
Mantaryl: *oblivious* ^;;^
Dark Brother: ...-_-
The beat Hoplita senseless. Cor, I always kinda wanted to do that... Okay, cut scene to Soshi, who's just hanging out in a Pagan bunker.
Soshika: I feel kinda used...
SHADDAP! main female character, right? be happy I didn't cast you as the shit demon.
Soshika: I heard that was gonna be Solla's part ^_^;
i said shaddap..damn characters can't keep their traps shut. Anyway, Soshika's just chillin out on her bunk staring at the ceiling when suddenly, a huge burst of flames appear!
Midreak: BEHOLD ME! RARR! I AM COOL!
Soshika: BWHAHAHHA!!!
Soshika jumps off the bunk and lands on Midreak's head, ruining his grand entrance completely. tehehehe
Midreak: you always DO that!!
Soshika: It's boring around here. ^_^
Midreak: -_-++
because you're going to ruin the plot if i let you keep going, Soshika doesn't know who midreak is because she's never seen a dragon before.
Soshika: I've never seen a dragon before.
Midreak: That's because I am an Astral being. I'm here to give you your destiny.
Soshika: So, you're like the Voice of Destiny?
Midreak: In a manner of speaking. I'm the voice of the Author.
Soshika: ...i...see...
oooh i love this power...
Soshika: So, why doesn't the author speak for themself?
Midreak: They do, too often. -_-++
^-^ waii waii waii!!
Soshika: So....
Midreak: Unfortunately no one listens. So any documented case in which someone idiot thinks they're talking to the Author, they're talking to me. Or they're talking to themselves.
Midreak goes on to explain that Soshika now has to do this big important thing which is....
Midreak: Beat Domon.
NO GUNDAM REFERENCES! the author smacks Midreak.
Midreak: RARR!!!
so there. He explains her mission is to keep Misuka from killing Solla and thus negating the plot of the book.
Midreak: You see, if Solla is dead there aren't enough Warriors. She's a key power in their unity. But Misuka hates her guts.
Soshika: So, why're they palling around? And why doesn't the author do something about it?
Midreak: ...Uhm...
Oh ...i hadn't thought of this...uh....well i'm not the REAL author. I'm a fill-in author. The real Author is Rabindranath.
Soshika: Oh so THAT's why these chat-fics are so crack-headed.
Midreak: It figures..-_-++
So anyway, Soshika has to stop Misuka or Solla from killing eachother. Which could be rough. Doncha know. Cut scene to Solla and Misuka to find out why.
Solla: Ranec, why have you brought me here?
Misuka: Check it out, lizard girl.
Solla and Misuka are at an airport. cause hell, it's a good setting. Misuka shows Solla a thing in the paper.
Solla: This says that if we get to the publishing company before the author, we can alter the book.
Misuka: Thus making us major characters, rather than supporting. Get it?
Solla: You are proposing we team up for this.
Misuka: Bingo, gecko-face.
Solla and Misuka team up to do this. Little does the other know taht each has plans to erase the other out of the book once they get to it, thus ruining the plot! see why it's important now?
Solla: Do we know who has sent this paper?
Misuka: Aw, who the fuck cares? I..i mean We'll be major characters.
Solla: Agreed. Let's go.
Misuka: We're going to kill people first. ^-^
Solla: ...Very Well. -_-
Misuka whips out her trusty handgun and proceeds to shoot everyone in the airport before running out the door. beh heh heh. cut scene back to Soshi and Midreak.
Soshika: So...they ruin the book, and we all cease to exist, right?
Midreak: Correct. which is why you must stop them.
Soshika: okay, okay...i guess. this is gonna suck.
Midreak: You won't be alone. You'll have the assistance of supporting characters.
Soshika: ^_^; greaaaaaaat
Midreak: See you later, Little Cat.
With that, Midreak vanishes and leaves Soshi all alone in her room. Getting up and muttering to herself, she wanders outside to her plane, figuring it's easier to search for Solla and Misuka from the air. But lo and behold, there's some people out to stop her.
Steele: -_-+++
Mantaryl: ^;;^
Dark Brother: -_-;
The three creatures run at Soshi, knocking her into the plane. Soshika reaches for her katana, but it's fallen underneth the engine. She can't quite reach it.
Soshika: CRAP!!!
Steele: heh heh heh...
Mantaryl: ^;;^ <--is a bug
Dark Brother: -_-
Soshika unsheaths her claws, ready to fight, but leaping over the top of the plane arrive...
Jet: WHEEEEEHA!! KICK ASS BABY!!
Grey: ...
Jet and Grey proceed to beat the shit out of Mantaryl, Dark Brother and Steele. They run away.
Jet: dude that ruled! that was awesome! WHOO!!
Grey: ...
Soshika: Whaaaa?
Jet and Grey introduce themselves as supporting characters. Soshika anime falls.
Soshika: This is really stupid!!
Jet: It could be worse!
Grey: -_-
Soshika: I guess you're right...
Soshika agrees to go with Jet and Grey and follow them in search of Solla and Misuka. They head out. Meanwhile...
Aslilin: Fools.
Aslilin is sitting in a black black room in a black black ship in a black black place in black black space in-
Aslilin: You too, are a fool.
d'oh ^_^; got carried away. Anyway, she's adressing the terriable three.
Steele: -_; <---pretending not to cry
Mantaryl: ;..; <---crying shamelessly
Dark Brother: -_- <--- thinks same as Aslilin
Aslilin: You failed against them, if this keeps happening, we will never be able to destroy the book.
Aslilin wants to destroy the book, but you're not allowed to know why yet. BAHAHHAHA!!! okaaaaay swing back to Jet, Grey and Soshi who're driving along the road.
Jet: Let's play Lucky Lucky!
Soshika: waii! ^_^
Grey: -_-;
They pop in a CD with "Lucky Lucky" on it and all start groovin. At the mention of "Nazonokusa" jet lights up.
Soshika: NOT WHILE YER DRIVIN!!!
Grey: @_X;
Jet: dah? -^_^-
Jet proceeds to crash the car into a tree. very nice work, jet.
Jet: thanks -^_^-
the stand-in author anime-falls. They all step outta the car to see what's wrong and
Jet: SLEEP WITH ME SOSHI!
Soshika: FUCK NO!!
Grey: -_-+++++++++
Grey and Soshi proceed to beat the shit out of Jet. Well, at least he's getting into character. Grey, you're supposed to be all full of life silent, not Stoic silent!!
Grey: it's the only silent i know.
beeeh...at least it's halfway to the role...okay...keep going.
Soshika: Oh hell with this. I don't care if the book gets ruined or not, Solla and Misuka can kill eachother...i'm tired of catering to the author's whims.
Grey: ;_;
whhhhaaaaaaat the hell was that, grey?
Grey: I don't want her to leave.
oh...uhm...o...kay....the stand-in author plays pokémon music in japanese ^_^
Jet: You can't leave! I looooove youuuuu!!!
Soshika: This isn't supposed to happen!
Jet: -^_^-
Grey: -_-++++
Soshika: Well, forget this..i'm going back to the base.
Jet: Noooooooooo
Grey: ;_;
Jet clings to Soshi's legs before Grey blasts him into oblivion with that red hand thing. DAMNIT GREY!!!
Grey: ^_^
you know that REALLY disturbs me when you do that...
Grey: i know ^_^
*shudderz* okay...anyway...As Soshika's trying to walk away, a big fuzzy mass drops from the sky and hits the road with astounding force.
Kyotoshi: ow...@_X
Soshika: ^_^; oh brother...
Yes, it's Kyotoshi! and if i actually stuck to the story line, he'd be naked! but he's in boxers! that's close enough! ^_^
Kyotoshi: sucks...@_X to be a dude...
^_^; guess it would hurt to land wangfirst on the pavement...
Kyotoshi: ooooh yeah @_X
Soshika: 'scuse me, Kyo, but what are you doing here?
Jet: trippy...
Grey: -_-;
Kyotoshi: being..in a lot...of pain @_X
since i'm standin author, i can remove yer pain! Kyo has no more pain. ^_^
Kyotoshi: thanks...whew...
Soshika: i'll say it again..what are you doing here?
Kyotoshi: Ah, i'm s'posed to help you out, i think.
Jet: But dude...if you hit the pavement like that in just boxers..wouldn't you be a red pancake by now?
Kyotoshi: Probobly...but 'm dead. ^_^
Foreshadowing much?
Soshika: naaaaah....
So anyway, Kyotoshi volunteers to help them out, but at one cost....
Kyotoshi: i need some cloths, man ^_^; it's colder n' a welldigger's ass out here!
Jet: Been touching welldiggers asses, eh? -^_^-
Grey: -_-+++
Soshika: ^_^;
Damn perverted stim addicts!! everyone beats up on jet. yeesh. this always happens. Okay, a jacket drops out of the sky.
Kyotoshi: Don't want this one. ^_^
Soshika: ^_^;
Grey: -_-;
Jet: You're so par-tic-u-lar!
Kyotoshi: yeah, well...the jacket's part of my character. ^_^
the stand-in author ANIME FALLS and lets KYOTOSHI'S jacket fall from the sky. Kyotoshi picks it up and puts it on.
Kyotoshi: Thanks man. ^_^
uh..no problem. The whole circus sets out on foot in search of food. cause the stand-in author's hungry too. beh. little do they hear the..sound!
Steele: -_-+
Mantaryl: ^;;^
Dark Brother: -_-
Steele and Mantaryle begin to charge, but Dark Brother holds them back and shakes his head. With some cool demonic shit, they open a dimensional fold and hop through. cut scene to Solla and Misuka.
Misuka: I wanna KILL shit.
Solla: That is all you think about, fool.
Misuka: heh...
Misuka begins to mutter all to conspiciously to herself
Misuka: I'll kill you you concieted bitch...
Misuka and Solla are in the opening office of microsoft, which currently is doing dasterdly bastardly deeds.
Bill Gates: my fellow microsoft people!
Microsoft Drones: yes master...
Bill Gates: We'll soon write a novel, and it'll take over the world!
Misuka: don't think so, punk.
Misuka enters the room and levels her gun at bill gates head. lettin her bullet fly, blood starts to spray everywhere. Solla just sits outside and shakes her head. Misuka emerges a few minutes later covered in blood.
Misuka: ah..the world is a better place.
Solla: fool...
AAAAAAAND so they set off again. But as they enter a supermarket...
Aslilin: over here. quickly.
Misuka: what the fuck?
Solla: ...hmm.
Misuka: Hey, it's teh demon chick!
Solla: ...-_-+
Aslilin: Yes, nice to meet you too. Now listen: you're both in deep trouble. both the villians and the good guys are after you.
Misuka: what the fuck?
Solla: Why?
Aslilin: You're ruining the plot, from the way it sounds. keep a low profile- their orders are to kill you both.
Misuka: LET EM TRY!
Solla: very well.
Aslilin: So be careful.
Misuka: karpitah.
Solla: yes.
And so it continues and the plot thickens. But meanwhile, Soshi and Grey have lost site of Kyo and Jet. bah.
Soshika: Shouldn't it be...me and kyo?
Grey: -_-
well...yeah..but...ah forget it. JUST FIND EM!
Soshika: okay, okay. don't get pushy. ^_^
Grey: -_-;
Grey and Soshi enter a funky run down night club where the Hampster Dance Remix is playing. Shut up. I like my MP3s. It's all techno jumpy cool and trippy, and Jet and Kyo are dancin up front.
Soshika: Whoooa that DJ's kinda..weird lookin ^_^;
Grey: ~_~; *agrees*
Sure enough, the DJ is kinda funky lookin. He's naked. but that's normal for him because he's none other than the six-armed white-furred british speakin...
Darkfool: OI MATIES! Bout toime oi got moi entrance. ^_^
Everyone else anime falls.
Darkfool: roighto mates, oi'm here to stay! ^_^
Kyotoshi: Hey, lemme introduce you guys..this is Darkfool...he's inspiration!
Soshika: ^_^; inspiration?
Darkfool: Roight! Every good author needs inspiration, roight? without it, they get wroighters block.
Kyotoshi: So, Darkfool's the author's inspiration.
Grey: ...-_-;
Jet: How d'ya inspire?
Soshika: Yeah, don't think me skeptic..but..a big furry weasle with six arms? How's that inspiring?
Darkfool: Quoite simple, in fact! ^_^
Darkfool gives everyone a demonstration of inspiration. oooh ahhhh
Kyotoshi: See? What'd i tell ya!
Soshika: Wow...
Jet: whoa...trippy
Grey: @_@
Darkfool: Oi, ya see now? But since the author's gone missin, oi've got nothing to inspire..so oi'm a DJ. ^_^
Soshika: Well, we're going to try to find the author and stop Misuka and Solla from ruining the plot. Wanna help?
Darkfool: sure!
But at that exact moment, the door to the bathroom busts down and a big demon is there! a big stinky demon! a shit-demon!
George Bush: ROAAAAAAAAAAAR
ooh i'm gonna get in trouble for this ^_^; well guess what! i dont care! HA!! Everyone winces and grumbles something about bush being a pro-life bastard.
Darkfool: Damn! It's a Presidentail Canidate!
Soshika: A what?
Remember kids, Soshi grew up on a world of anarchy. she has a right not to know.
Kyotoshi: A BULLSHIT MACHINE!
Everyone screams and leaps behind the DJ stand as Bush starts ranting off campeign promises.
Kyotoshi: Aw man, we're doomed! this sucks!
Soshika: i can't take it! politics! I'm sick of it! MAKE HIM STOP!!!
Grey: ;_;
Grey has his fingers in his ears but the bullshit still penitrates!
Grey: @_X
Darkfool: Oi! Somebody's gotta do something or we'll all be mindless politcal zombies!
Grey takes the initiative! Leaping to his feet and over the counter, he runs to Bush and whips out...
Jet: his ****CENSORED****
DAMN PERVERTS!!!! NO!! he whips out a poleroid! HA!
George Bush: RAR?
Grey: ^_^
George Bush suddenly shuts up and disintigrates into nothingness! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Darkfool: Oi moi matey, whot was on that picture?
Soshika: Yeah, lemme see!
Grey: -_-
Grey hands them the picture which has...Jet sitting in George Bush's lap. @_X WHAAAAT THE HELL?
Jet: Knew that'd come in handy! ^_^
Grey: -_-;
Everyone anime falls but Jet. guuuuuh....
Darkfool: Aroight, yew kids get out of here, oi'll troi to see if oi can dig up whoever sent our previously present windbag.
Soshika: sure thing!
Kyotoshi: man...i need a drink -_-;
Grey: -_-;
Jet: -^_^-
Everyone leaves and hops a...aw trains are so boring...a circus train filled with chocobos! As ye ol choco-circus trundles along the tracks, everyone's bummin in a boxcar but Soshika and Kyotoshi, who're sitting up top looking at hte stars.
Kyotoshi: this is ooooone fucked fic...
Soshika: tell it like it is, brother.
Kyotoshi: praise the lord.
Soshika: i'll SHOOT the lord.
Kyotoshi and soshi laugh. all is quiet and they're having a sibling moment. awww....after a while, Kyo leans back and starts to snooze and soshi climbs down into the boxcar to see what's what. She can just hear Jet's voice...
Jet: So then this volkswagen beetle jumped outta the pool and did the hula, and grey was in a dress..it was trippy!
Entering the boxcar, Soshika sees Jet, Grey and two "disguised" figures in a corner, talking. The two figures are wearing spy glasses with big noses. let's pull a clark kent, kiddies!
Soshika: -_-; what the hell are you doing?
Jet: DUDE! i just met these two chicks..they're gonna sleep with me! ^_^
Solla: -_-++++
Misuka: -_-+++++
Grey: ^_^;
Solla and Misuka, thus vainly disguised, beat the snot out of Jet. Time passes and Soshi's chattin with Solla...she doesn't know it's solla, okay? for plot's sake.
Soshika: you're REALLY stretching it this time...
oh like that's abnormal. just go.
Soshika: so ...yeah..war stinks, but we gotta fight. otherwise we die.
Solla: but how do you fight?
Soshika: well, we usually only go in where we know we can win. just do what you can, ya know?
Solla: but...fighting the weak only? how is this honorable?
Soshika: it's better than dying.
Solla: ...
Kyotoshi's waking up about now and slipping into the car to see what's going on. First thing he spots is Jet and Misuka having a drinking contest....
Kyotoshi: Can i join?
NO! we need to do the whole plot thing!
Kyotoshi: Damn. :P
But then he spots Solla and Soshi and finally realizes..hey! they're supposed to be looking for those girls!
Kyotoshi: HOLY SHIT! SOLLA!
Soshika: err? Hiya, Kyo, i was just having a talk with-
Solla: JUSTICE!!!
Solla jumps up and grabs Soshi around the neck, holding her armored bracer under her chin. Soshi looks suddenly shocked.
Soshika: What hte hell? What the hell are you doin!!
Solla: THIS WORLD NEEDS JUSTICE!!
Grey, Jet and Misuka turn around, shocked by the sound.
Misuka: Ah, shit...
Jet: Whoa wait..so like..you're..the bad guys?
Grey: @_X
Grey's in shock from Solla's sudden lapse into wu-fei-isms.
Soshika: Wasn't Wu-fei going to originally be CAST as bartlebe?
Yeah, but then i decided to keep it strictly W-10 style. Misuka was going to be Azreal.
Misuka: I was?
Kyotoshi's freakin out on Solla now, trying to back her off his sister.
Kyotoshi: Solla, chill out man! We're doing the best we can with this world, it's just-
Solla: JUSTICE!!
Soshika: NOOOO @_X
Misuka: I was gonna be the demon?
Nothing Kyo's saying seems to be working, and solla starts ranting about justice some more. it's driving Grey to madness and he picks up Misuka and throws her out of the boxcar!
Misuka: FUCK THIS! I WAS GONNA BE A DEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooonnnnn......
Misuka goes TING in the night sky. kekekekeke ^_^ In the meantime, Kyo's lunged at Solla and managed to grab her wrist, but the fight's not over! She slashes at him just barely missing his cheek!
Kyotoshi: SHIT!
Soshika: hang in there!
Soshika runs and claws off Solla's fake nose, it falls to the ground in tatters! the justice-feind isn't done yet though! She kicks out at Soshi, sending her sprawling into a table. But lo! here comes grey!
Grey: -_-++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
and he is PRETTY PISSED OFF!!
Grey: fuck yes i'm pissed off!
Grey, you're supposed to be silent! damnit..anyway, Grey suddenly gets that red glow around his hands and BLASTS Solla off the train! she goes flying off and does that little TING thing too.
Soshika: whoa grey! you were great!
Kyotoshi: not half bad, man!
Jet: fuckin trippy, dude!
Grey's blushing from the praise, but he won't show it. he's so CUTE when he denies things!
Grey: -_-+++
Ahhh nevermind. ^_^; cut scene to an underground car garage where Solla and the Ranec are talkin.
Solla: I understand now! JUSTICE!
Misuka: FUCK her i'm GONNA be a demon!!!
whoa..this looks to be getting out of hand....
Solla: We'll DESTROY THEM ALL!! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!
Misuka: ONI TO OYOUBI!! CRY CLINGING TO ME!
uh.... oh boy...maybe ...i shouldn't've taken this as a stand-in job...damn!! and only a day left in the race to get the book published!! okay, cut scene to a tire dump where everyone's chillin.
Soshika: Why are we in a tire dump?
Kyotoshi: It's more fun than the woods.
Grey: ^_^
Jet: ^_^
Jet and Grey are bouncing on tires. ^_^; hoi...
Soshika: but i don't get it..why am i all important in all of this? why me?
Kyotoshi: uhm...well...
Soshika: C'mon, tell me!
Kyotoshi: okay...soshi...you're ...the author in real life.
Soshika: WHAT? @_X
WHAT? @_X
Kyotoshi: yeah...
Jet: So wait..that would make Soshika...my mom?
Grey: @_X;;;;;;;;;;;
Soshika: fuck this.
Kyotoshi: Sosh...
Soshika: i said FUCK this! i am NOT the author!
Soshika, pissed off and confused, runs into the tire dump but falls over and gets stuck in a tire swing. since she isn't going to get angry about being in a swing, she just swings there. damn felinoids...
Soshika: ^_^
Midreak: rarr.
Soshika: MIDREAK!
Midreak appears, perching etherially on the tires, glowing. Here it is..the big serious scene kiddies..
Midreak: Soshika...you're the author of Warriors Ten.
Soshika: But i can't be, i'm one of t he characters.
Midreak: That's true...but...you created us all. That's why we're dependent on you, and why you're not allowed to die.
Soshika: Oh, i get it. but i don't want to be, that means i have to take care of all of you.
Midreak: It will be hard, Little Cat, but with authorhood comes power.
Soshika: So i've noticed...
Midreak: And there will always be others to help you. Now do you mind if we go elsewhere...these tires are giving me an alergic reaction.
Midreak swishes his tail and suddenly they're all sitting in the limbs of a big tree with a rabbithole below it. ooh alice in wonderland....
Kyotoshi: -_-; ho brother..again?
YES! alice in wonderland is my GOD!
Midreak: Let's cut to the chase. We can't find Rabindranath.
Soshika: Big surprise.
Midreak: Yes, but this time it's serious.
Kyotoshi: Yeah, since he's the author, he's the only one who can really stop solla and misuka from fucking things up.
Jet: Trippy.
Grey: -_-
Midreak: You see, Rabindranath takes on the form of a character from time to time to get the plot moving, but while in that form, he can be harmed.
Kyotoshi: So when he went out this time, someone ambushed him. we dunno who.
Soshika: I get it. so why was i brought in?
Midreak: We thought since you were the official author, you could maybe fix it.
Kyotoshi: But thus far...no luck.
Jet: so..why don't we just ..distract them?
Midreak: ...
Soshika: ...
Kyotoshi: ...
Grey: ...
Looks like jet had a good idea! everyone's speechless!!
Midreak: By my wings, he's got a point. I know just how to do it too.
Midreak looks lecherously at Grey.
Grey: -_-++++++++
Kyotoshi looks lecherously at Jet.
Jet: >:D
NOT THAT KIND OF LECHEROUSLY!!! cut scene to the publishing company where Misuka is in a leather outfit with a whip and solla is in a white chinese suit.
Solla: JUSTICE!!!
Misuka: KISS MY FEET! CALL ME YOUR QUEEN!!! I SHALL BE THE DEMON!
Misuka and Solla are slaughtering and beating anyone who walks up the steps! damn, no!!
Misuka: OJOSAMA TO OYOUBI!!! OHOHOHOHOHO!!!
Solla: THIS WORLD NEEDS JUSTICE!! I MUST ONLY FIGHT THE STRONG!!!
Okay...well this'll straigten things out! suddenly everyone else appears! HAHAH!! Grey's tied up nekkid! oooh nekkid demon boy.
Grey: -_-+++++++++++++++++++
Soshika: Hey misuka!! look what we have!!
Misuka: OOOOHOHOHOHO!!!
Misuka gets distracted, drags Grey over and starts whipping him! the publishers begin climbing up the steps again!! But Solla keeps slaughtering them.
Solla: JUSTICE!!!
Kyotoshi: I know someone who lacks justice!
Solla: WHERE? I shall PUNISH HIM!!!
Kyotoshi: Jet!
Jet: -^_^-
Solla: JUSTIIIIIIICE!!!!!
Solla charges Jet, beating him relentlessly, and the publishers begin to get through! HA!! but wait....the resulting psychoticness on the steps is scaring off publishers!! shit!
Soshika: where is RABIN?
Kyotoshi: wait! I know what'll get him back!!
Kyotoshi begins going around kicking the Others, and Guardians begin to appear!
Midreak: RARR!!
Drakia: ....
Geddithe: WHOO! ^_^
Kyotoshi kicks Misuka, but nothing happens! He has to kick them in the order they were found which means...Darkfool's missing!
Soshika: DARKFOOOOL!!! WE NEED INSPIRATION!!!
Darkfool rides in on a purple tauntaun! Weeee!!
Darkfool: Here ya go moi little mates!!
Darkfool inspires everyone, but Kyotoshi kicks him just in time! Jester appears!
Jester: Hail to the king, baby!
Soshika: Quick, kick Misuka!
Kyotoshi kicks Misuka, bringing out the severly beaten Hoplita...Rabindranath is suddenly freed from being trapped inside Misuka's bunny pendant! WOO!!
Rabin: BEHOLD MAH POWER!!!
And suddenly...all is set to right! Misuka's whip and kinky outfit are gone, Solla stops screaming about justice, and the publishers make it to the building just in time!
Soshika: whew...well...does this mean my job as an author is done?
Midreak: Sort of....
Soshika: sort of?
Midreak: You have to train the next author now.
Mire Ill'ra: Yo!
Everyone looks at Mire strangely. now here's a teaser if there ever was one.
Rabin: Welp, looks like my job's done! See ya all!!
With a piff, rabin vanishes.
Aslilin: Hmph. my lovely plan. all shot to hell.
Darkfool: But you didn't die!
Aslilin: true.
Dark Brother: -_-
Mantaryl: ^;;^
Steele: -_-
Soshika: take a bow everyone!!
Everyone bows. WOO! the end!!
(Note: Special thanks to Kevin Smith for actually making Dogma, and to Ayaroko.)
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