2008
Wake up*
for a 'what time' lesson that was never done at the lousy school.

Go to school*
i was so burned to have done all this and then lol we change plans last minute

Eat Lunch*
also these were all on BIG paper so...photos :B

Go Home*
MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE DAY AT THIS SCHOOL

Go to Bed*
or maybe this.

Communication Rules*
this was something done for the *good* school, just left to moulder on my camera.

Letter X*
end of the japanese school year means desk cleaning, desk cleaning means finding old cards.

fukayadai money
for when my *other* school did shopping lessons :D

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
*FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*

Left
i dunno, just what directions.

Right
OUT

Up
SAYS YOU

Down
AND OUT

Cook
too bad EXPLODE EGG isn't on here, that would be the story of my cooking.

Eat
NOM NOM NOM

Drive
ANK ANK GUESS WHAT THEY'RE DRIVING

Wash
bleerrf

Mix
next lesson involves making pancakes.

Pour
i'm serious.

2007
Father
TIME FOR THE NIKITAK VERSION FOR MY OTHER SCHOOL

Mother
mothertak looks so fluffy.

Sister
MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SISTER TAK EVER

Grandma
this is my favourite though.

Brother
HE LOOKS LIKE BRA'ER TAK OR SOMETHING

Mother (failure)
i had a really bad day, failed to even get some worthy inks on this one. ow. i saved the failure for you to see, though.

Grandpa
it sure is.

Stuffed Animal
for the xmas lesson i had to do (despite being a jew) i picked a bunch of sample items the kids might want. STUFFED MYCHE? I KNOW I WANT ONE. OR A MILLION.

CD
see above. this is probably the coolest cd cover i'll ever draw.

tiny stuffed animal card
this isn't a flash card, but rather a trading card for games. the kids went BONKERS for this and not ONE GRADE failed to squeal over how cute the myche plush trading card was.

turn around
I SWEAR I ALREADY DID THIS ONCE WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE NEW ONES

stamp
PONYTA

clap
SEELSEEL ORT ORT

jump
MIGHT AS WELL, JUMP!

crawl
LIKE A BUGGY

swim
FOR YOUR LIFE

skip
*skips class*

hop
IM A HOPHEAD wait

run
ZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOM

walk
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS YOU PUNKS

car
WELL WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE

feelings worksheet 1
this was actually a huge hit :D

feelings worksheet 2
THE GAME WENT OVER PERFECTLY

Sleepy Tak
THIS NEW SCHOOL HAS NO CARDS. NEW CARD TIME!

Angry Tak
see he has an emo hairdoo

Sad Tak
cause he's EMOTIONAL

Tired Tak
get it? 8D Hungry Tak
THIS IS ME

So-So Tak
ma-ma.

Hot Tak
HOT TAK ON TAK ACTION

Sick Tak
YOU SICK TAK YOU

Cold Tak
ICE QUEEN

Wet Tak
kinky ;o

Thirsty Tak
THIS IS ALSO ME

Happy Tak
HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

the colour hed
print times ten billion. COLOUR ALL COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW. LAMINATE. USE TO TEACH FIRST GRADE THEIR COLOURS :D

politician
horray for a lesson on what the kids want to be when they grow up. this is the most APATHETIC SIXTH GRADE EVER so they all want to be rich and THATS ALL. oh well. upon seeing this a couple thought it was a court. THANK YOU, PHOENIX WRIGHT.

actor
:B try actor, that's compactor. yes, and always arrives overdone.

sports star
jesus christ the urge to dress scully as sporticus here was SO FREAKING STRONG.

chef
so like all my black markers were dying and it was like midnight when i drew all these. i hate being sprung with these lessons that require 23423423 cards and then expected to fix all of em by the next morning.

scientist
can i DRINK him?

vet
because veternarian is too difficult for japanese to pronounce, i just let em say vet. people would know what they meant. who cares |B

policeman
for a fleeting moment i really was going to add CRIMINAL to this list but knew that the dickhead supporters would never let it fly.

writer
they basicly threw a conniption fit when i told the kids i was going to be a pirate and they should join me if they wanted to be rich. WHAT. ITS TRUE.

teacher
when i would go "I WANT TO BE A TEACHER" and have them repeat after me i would very quickly start shaking my head and mouthing back NO YOU DONT. most of the kids got a kick out of that. |3

doctor
i mean you have to act nihilistic at the sixth graders or else they won't even look at you. YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN ON THEIR LEVEL OF RAGE ANGST HORMONES AND FLUSHING FORKS DOWN THE TOILET no i'm dead serious.

astronaut
these kids have no dreams. |B yet the supporter seemed to think they were all full of hope and promise. uh, not at that age, buster. i mean the most ambitious of them wanted to be a freaking fingernail artist whatever the fuck you call that in english. you know. the chick who paints nails. THIS LESSON WAS RETARDED oh well

kamiyabe money
money for another school. it's easier for them to understand than the dollar ones. |B

need help cards
you know i really do not like the school that wanted me to do this lesson. i was dead sick all weekend, and missed monday, and hadn't even seen the teaching schedual, but the minute i came in the door i had a 3rd grade teacher hovering at my desk asking me what the lesson plan was. i was like lady, i am barely on my feet and only AM on my feet because i know in this culture unless you're on death's door you GO TO WORK. GET OUT OF MY FACE AND GIVE ME AT LEAST A HALF HOUR BEFORE EXPECTING LESSONS TO FALL OUT OF MY ASS. well, it's only one week a month.

comic club
yeahhhh so last week's lesson had to do with clubs the fifth graders were going to join in junior high. LAME. obviously not my idea.

science club
in japan there are clubs for literally EVERYTHING.

basketball club
AND THEY ARE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FROM TEAMS.

band
when you don't differentiate marching band and brass band the kids get ALL CONFUSED OH GOD HOW CAN BOTH BE BANDS LKFDJSLFJSDF this is why i don't work at junior highs anymore.

volleyball club
this is a club i would join. if it didn't involve staying til 7pm on campus rain sun sleet snow or shine all year round and FEVERISHLY PRACTICING LIKE THE DEVIL.

tennis club
after a while i just imagine clubbing people.

art club
now this is a club i know surprisingly little about.

chorus
WELP, SWING CHOIR AINT GONNA REHERSE ITSELF.

culture club
how the hell do you translate the club in which they do bonsai and flower arranging and tea ceremony? WE DONT HAVE SUCH A CLUB IN THE STATES. so i called it culture club. WHATEVER.

play money
for the 'how much is this?' lesson. ID NEVER SPEND MY NIKITAK MONEY, ITS TOO CUTE.

mother
aaaaaand this would be the family lesson.

father
scully and mulder's parents were huge nerds i think.

big brother
THIS BROTHER IS NAMED FIXER.

big sister
hopefully the last time i ever have to draw a schoolgirl outfit.

little brother
THIS BROTHER IS NAMED BIGGS.

little sister
aand there's kammi. HAHAHAHA OH GOD IM SUCH A NERD SKLDFSJD

grandpa
drawing old people is hard.

grandma
i mean how do you make someone identifiably old to the LAST ROW OF KIDS D:

moon race board
yes, we were learning 'how many'.

how many UFOS!
there's actually only one, but UFO is easier for the first graders to say than alien.

bored
MEET SCULLY. MULDER'S LITTLE BROTHER. OR SOMETHING. HE PORTRAYS VARIOUS ENGLISH WORDS.

scared
it's a strange remake of jane eire.

sad
you don't have to believe me, but that's the facts!

angry
hey, yet the grizzled militia man has a charming B&B!

not so good
A PHRASE ONLY THE JAPANESE CAN CONSTRUCT AS REGULAR ENGLISH

happy
please call me when you get in, cordially karen.

hot
YEAH MY PLANE WAS DELAYED FROM NEW YORK

cold
pants, or no pants?

hungry
FOR PIE

thirsty
just another windows guide

great
did you know your grandpa smells like beefaroonie?

fine
wear pants!

tired
he's a rent a center andy garcia.

sleepy
well i'm glad we had that moment.

sleep
hey everyone, free samples of ME.

swim
i couldn't help noticing you weren't having sex with me.

dance
who's not a serial killer.

soccer
loud mumbling breaks out!

run
movie, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us?

draw
over there in the WALKING AREA

play baseball
over to KURT DOUGLAS'S HOUSE.

read
the cheeseball's got no freakin class!

cook
this dinosaur was found with his head sticking out of his butt.

skate
it's an actual skeleton of a push-me pull-you.

sing
don't let me interupt your porn!

fly a kite
man i'm really fallin behind on my penthouse this year.

walk
SO YOU COULDNT BE A REAL COP, HUH?

stand up
skeleton of carly simon maybe?

sit down
now this may cause underwere stains.

turn around
needs corrective shoes

climb a tree
i think this guy makes a LOT of exceptions.

jump
but i'll drink to LINT though so it's nothing special

hop
YEAH CHAMPAGNE

eat a banana
she was a great security guard

leave
HELP IVE GOT LOCKJAW

return
i admit it my mom's not dead i'm just flirting.

turn on the light
gee, a big drunk passed out security guard. WHO'S SURPRISED?

turn off the light
this is my last security guard, i swear.

put on the hat
well, i hated to knock him out but he was due for his tetnis booster.

take off the hat
i wish my face could be tighter!

put away the book
yeah sure whatever can we sleep together

take out the book
i barely know what a hat is!

close the door
i look down your dress for a living.

open the door
you're right, the subject doesn't matter at all.

dirty the dishes
the very model of a modern manmade werewolf!

clean the dishes
yeah. well, my underpants are on backwards.

eat the food
SEND IN THE NEXT SECURITY GUARD